the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man
the only thing funnier than chris fleming’s comedy itself is people on social media politely referring to him with gender neutral language because they’re not sure what to make of his whole thing
when i saw him he made a joke that started with, “so my girlfriend and i…” and there were ripples of confusion throughout the crowd and he said, “yeah, that’s always a big m. night shyamalan twist”
HEY so an addition: if it already is an https url, this will turn it into “httpss” so as a follow through, search “httpss” and put “https” in the replace box
HOLY SHIT This is a really good example of how people can learn and grow too. I’m really proud of him for acknowledging that his past comments were dismissive and recognizes pagan regions as a person’s viable choice as a belief system.
For anyone curious, this tweet is from December 12, 2018. Good on Rick for growing as a human :)
Doctor: you’re too young to have that. that’ll be [insert price for appointment] thanks
Doctor: you’ll grow out of it.
Me: *doesn’t grow out of it*
Doctor: …you’ll grow out of it
Doctor: you’re underweight / overweight. that’s [price]
Doctor: idk lol. that’ll be [insert price] thanks
Doctor: it could be this, this, this, this, this, this or this and we have no way of telling. [price]
Doctor: you’re making it up. [appointment price]
Doctor: we’ve run 15 different blood tests and a urine test and a stool sample and everything’s fine so idk. [insert cost of appointment and all tests]
Doctor: i have the exact same symptom(s) and i have no idea either so if you find out, can you tell me too? also this’ll be [insert price]
Doctor: *calls other doctors into room to look at results* *confused mumbling* …we’ll get back to you on that. come back next week. [ends up with two or more follow-up appointments]
Doctor: if this was the first time you had these symptoms, I’d call an ambulance for you right now. But since it’s normal for you now, I won’t worry, but you might want to just have the hospital on speed dial. oh yeah here’s the price
“We have to wait for your symptoms to get worse” [and incidentally do permanent damage] “before we can make a firm diagnosis and try to treat. It usually takes about 7 years. Come back for a follow-up in 6 weeks.” {$$fee}
[while holding test results that confirm I have exactly the disorder he treats] “I don’t know what’s causing your symptoms.” [writes in notes: “Symptoms caused by anxiety.”] {$$$$fee}
“Well that’s worrying but I’m going to completely ignore it and test you for something entirely different.” {$fee}
“You’ve given me three counter-examples that show your symptoms aren’t caused by stress, but I recommend that you reduce stress and have no other recommendations or prescriptions. No, don’t make a follow-up, all you need is to reduce stress, see a therapist.” {$$fee}
“You’ve tried X medication and Y procedure without relief and with severe side effects? Here, have a prescription for X medication and schedule a follow-up for Y procedure.” {$$$fee}
“Wow, these MRIs are terrible. You must be in significant pain. Well, there’s nothing in there I can fix, good luck to you!” {$$fee}
Damn, y’all have some shitty doctors.
I got one.
Doctor : *does test for a thing* Well it isn’t that thing.
Me: Then what is it?
Doctor: lol idk go home
the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men
Game of Walking Bad
why the fuck is this so funny
